the labyrinth of suffering

About

Hello, I'm Tegan. I am constantly wishing to be in England.
I'm hungry 97% of the time and the possibility of you having a better blog than me is about the same percentage.
- A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via 391705)

pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry 

ratchetyanne:

omgs:

olivegarden:

Time is an unforgivable curse

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Tom Marvolo Riddle vs. Lord Voldemort

alexturnervk:

Arctic Monkeys by Nadav Kander

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.
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awwww-cute:

He wore his new boots today and was the most popular dog on the trail!

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bonitabreezy:

rennerandcats:

darnhomosexuals:

sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point

Caitlin and I are asked if we’re sisters all the time

It took me a second to get it because at first glance I thought Mywifejen was one of those Welsh names

elkaw:

fucking gordon ramsay